Initial checkin

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+Can't keep my eyes from the circling sky,
+Tongue-tied & twisted, Just an earth-bound misfit, I...

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+We don't need no education.
+We don't need no thought control.

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+Is there anybody out there?

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+Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.

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+"...In the UNIX world, people tend to interpret `non-technical user'
+ as meaning someone who's only ever written one device driver." -- Daniel Pead

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+"I've only once written 'SQL is my bitch' in a comment. But that code 
+ is in use on a military site..." -- Simon Booth

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+"I can't ever sleep on planes ... call it irrational if you like, but I'm
+ afraid I'll miss my stop" -- Vivek Das Mohapatra

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+  Mature Sporty Personal
+  More Innovation More Adult
+  A Man in Dandism
+  Powered Midship Specialty

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+"I suspect most samba developers are already technically insane... Of
+ course, since many of them are Australians, you can't tell." -- Linus Torvalds

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+"Every time you use Tcl, God kills a kitten." -- Malcolm Ray

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+"Further comment on how I feel about IBM will appear once I've worked out
+ whether they're being malicious or incompetent. Capital letters are forecast."
+ Matthew Garrett, http://www.livejournal.com/users/mjg59/30675.html

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+  Getting a SCSI chain working is perfectly simple if you remember that there
+  must be exactly three terminations: one on one end of the cable, one on the
+  far end, and the goat, terminated over the SCSI chain with a silver-handled
+  knife whilst burning *black* candles. --- Anthony DeBoer

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+Who needs computer imagery when you've got Brian Blessed?

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+"This dress doesn't reverse." -- Alden Spiess

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+  Armed with "Valor": "Centurion" represents quality of Discipline,
+  Honor, Integrity and Loyalty. Now you don't have to be a Caesar to
+  concord the digital world while feeling safe and proud.

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+"Because heaters aren't purple!" -- Catherine Pitt

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+"You can't barbecue lettuce!" -- Ellie Crane

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+Google-bait:       https://www.debian.org/CD/free-linux-cd
+  Debian does NOT ship free CDs. Please do NOT contact the mailing
+  lists asking us to send them to you.

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+"We're the technical experts.  We were hired so that management could
+ ignore our recommendations and tell us how to do our jobs."  -- Mike Andrews

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+"When C++ is your hammer, everything looks like a thumb." -- Steven M. Haflich

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+"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that
+ English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on
+ occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them
+ unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."  -- James D. Nicoll

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+"Since phone messaging became popular, the young generation has lost the
+ ability to read or write anything that is longer than one hundred and sixty
+ characters."  -- Ignatios Souvatzis

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+"Managing a volunteer open source project is a lot like herding
+ kittens, except the kittens randomly appear and disappear because they
+ have day jobs." -- Matt Mackall

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+< sladen> I actually stayed in a hotel and arrived to find a post-it
+          note stuck to the mini-bar saying "Paul: This fridge and
+          fittings are the correct way around and do not need altering"

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+< liw> everything I know about UK hotels I learned from "Fawlty Towers"

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+< Aardvark> I dislike C++ to start with. C++11 just seems to be
+            handing rope-creating factories for users to hang multiple
+            instances of themselves.

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+"I used to be the first kid on the block wanting a cranial implant,
+ now I want to be the first with a cranial firewall. " -- Charlie Stross

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+The two hard things in computing:
+ * naming things
+ * cache invalidation
+ * off-by-one errors                  -- Stig Sandbeck Mathisen

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+"C++ ate my sanity" -- Jon Rabone

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+You raise the blade, you make the change... You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane...

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+You lock the door
+And throw away the key
+There's someone in my head but it's not me 

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+Into the distance, a ribbon of black
+Stretched to the point of no turning back

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+There's no sensation to compare with this
+Suspended animation, A state of bliss

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+"Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works
+ anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshipped."
+   -― Andy Weir, "The Martian"

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+"... the premise [is] that privacy is about hiding a wrong. It's not.
+ Privacy is an inherent human right, and a requirement for maintaining
+ the human condition with dignity and respect."
+  -- Bruce Schneier

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+"Arguing that you don't care about the right to privacy because you have
+ nothing to hide is no different than saying you don't care about free
+ speech because you have nothing to say."
+   -- Edward Snowden

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+Dance like no one's watching. Encrypt like everyone is.
+ - @torproject